facearm - You hit your face so hard it makes noise, then you drag your

You hit your face so hard it makes noise, then you drag your head down your arms like you're avoiding a problem you don’t want to face.

I failed my science test. I did the facearm and my face felt like it was on fire.

When I found out my mom forgot my birthday, I did the facearm and my arm got numb.

I saw my crush with someone else. I did the facearm so hard my face turned purple.