face wreath
A face wreath is when a man looks like he got stuck in a hair salon and a beard shop at the same time. It’s like he’s trying to be a wizard but failed twice.
My coworker has a face wreath and thinks he’s a rock star. He just looks like a confused raccoon.
My neighbor’s face wreath is so big, it’s like he’s wearing a halo made of pubes.
My cousin’s face wreath is so bad, his dog won’t stop laughing at him.