Face-to-face Porn
Porn so close it might give you a headache and a hard-on at the same time.
I watched porn on my phone and it was like trying to watch a movie in a tiny closet.
My brother said he watched porn on a laptop and it was like a tiny movie theater in his living room.
My friend's dad watched porn on a giant screen and it was like being yelled at by a giant loudspeaker.