Face Tits Ass Scale
The FTA scale is when guys try to be fancy by rating girls like they’re on a show. Face, tits, ass, each gets 10 points. If you’re bad at it, you get roasted.
I gave my friend’s mom a 4 on the FTA scale. She looked like a tired potato.
My crush got a 10. She’s got a face like a goddess and a body like a dream.
I scored a 3 on the FTA scale. My face looked like it had been hit by a raccoon.