Face Tits Ass Scale
The FTA scale is when guys act like they’re judges in a hotness competition. Face, tits, ass, each gets 10 points. If you fail, you’re not just ugly, you’re a disappointment.
I gave my crush a 9. She’s got a face like a angel and a body like a walking dream.
My dad got a 2 on the FTA scale. He looked like he just ate a whole pizza and cried.
My friend got a 10 on the FTA scale. He said she’s a goddess with a body like a statue.