Face Tits Ass Scale
The FTA scale is the dumbest thing ever. You rate girls by their face, tits, and ass. Each gets 10 points. If you’re bad at it, you might get called a meatball.
I gave my brother’s girlfriend a 7. She looked like a walking perfume ad.
My dog got a 2 on the FTA scale. He has a face like a sad potato.
My neighbor got a 10 on the FTA scale. I think she’s a god.