Face Tits Ass Scale
The FTA scale is the stupid way guys rank girls by how hot they look. Face, tits, ass, each gets 10 points. If you score low, you’re not just ugly, you’re a disgrace.
My friend scored a 5 on the FTA scale. He said her face looked like a raccoon got hit by a pizza truck.
I gave my crush a 9. She had a face like a angel and a body like a goddess.
My mom got a 1 on the FTA scale. She said I was born in a dumpster.