face-tit
When a lazy butt sitting down is eye level with a hot girl’s boobs standing there showing off.
My cousin’s face was level with my sister’s boob. I almost puked.
That guy’s face was right at my boob level. I felt like I was gonna scream.
My friend’s face was eye level with the girl’s boob. I said, ‘Bro, you’re a walking face-tit disaster.’