face time pooping
you’re on the toilet and you call someone on facetime just to show them your butt and tell them you’re shitting and you’re thinking about them
yo i’m taking a dump and i called you because i needed someone to see me poop
i just pooped and i called my mom on facetime because i felt like showing her my butt
i was on the toilet and i called my best friend because i was taking a shit and i wanted her to see my turd