face time pooping
you’re on the toilet and you call someone on facetime just to say you’re taking a shit and you’re not done yet and you’re thinking about them
i called my mom on facetime and told her i was taking a shit and i wasn’t done yet
i called my dad on facetime and told him i was taking a shit and i was thinking about him
i called my friend on facetime and told them i was taking a shit and i wasn’t done yet