face-ted - When you’re so high you think your pizza is talking to you a

When you’re so high you think your pizza is talking to you and you’re not sure if it’s a friend or a foe.

I face-ted and my pizza said I was ugly. I believed it.

After face-ted, I tried to hug my fridge. It didn’t like me.

I face-ted and my dog started singing. I don’t know why.