Face-sense
The gift of knowing that a Facebook post is not worth your time. It's like having a brain and knowing when to use it.
My aunt posted a 5-minute video of her cooking. I said, 'You're still alive.'
My cousin posted a status about how he's in love. I replied, 'You still have a job.'
My mom posted a photo of her cat doing nothing. I commented, 'That's the most dramatic nothing I've ever seen.'