face sat
When a guy is so obsessed with a girl he starts ignoring his friends like they're just background noise. It's like he's been cursed by her perfume and her bad jokes.
My dude got face sat by his girlfriend and now he texts her every hour. I've been trying to talk to him for days.
He got face sat by a girl in his class and now he sits with her at lunch. I'm stuck with the nerds again.
My brother got face sat by his girlfriend and now he even skips my football games to hang out with her.