Face Salad
A Face Salad is someone who thinks they’re the smartest person in the room, but they’re just loud and full of hot air.
That guy talks so loud, I think he’s trying to blow out my eardrums.
He wears his iPod like it’s a trophy and talks even louder when he takes it off.
He wears shorts so short, I swear he’s trying to show off his butt.