face pirate
When you’re so drunk you can only see with one eye. It’s like being a pirate who got hit by a cannon.
He was so drunk he could only see with one eye. He looked like a pirate who got hit by a cannon.
She was drunk and had to use an eye patch. It looked like she was on a pirate ship.
He was so drunk he could only see with one eye. He looked like a pirate who had been thrown overboard.