face pawn
You use Facebook like a middle schooler who can’t handle being sad, so you find someone who likes your old junk and hope they take it.
I face pawned my sister for my old toy. She took it and said I was a baby.
He face pawned me for my old snack. I told him I’d eat it if he paid me.
She face pawned me for my old pencil. I said she was a waste of paper.