Face of the internet
Face of the internet is a cocky, face-obsessed weirdo who thinks his face is the best thing since sliced bread. He owns a bunch of websites that charge people just to see his face and gets millions of views because of it.
My face is on the internet. Your face is on a toaster.
I bought a website just to put my face on it. You’re stuck with your face in the comments.
I have 100 million views a month. You have 10 likes.