Face mounted
The best way to give head and get head at the same time. You smash your face into her face like a horny idiot and just go to town. It’s like a headbutt party with extra licks.
My cousin tried to do face mounted and ended up with a bruised nose and a full stomach.
At the party, I did face mounted on the pizza chef and she gave me a standing ovation.
My brother did face mounted on his girlfriend and got a tongue-lashing for the whole week.