Face like a par 3 tee box
A face so bad it’s like a par 3 tee box got drenched in motor oil and set on fire. It’s got craters, pimples, and the look of someone who’s never seen a bathroom.
That guy looked like a par 3 tee box after a tornado and a trash fire.
Her face was like a par 3 tee box that’s been stepped on by a thousand people.
He looked like a par 3 tee box after someone took a shovel to it.