Face like a half sucked mango
A face so bad it could make a mango feel proud of itself.
My ex’s face is like a half sucked mango, it looks like it’s about to explode.
She came in and her face was like a half sucked mango. I couldn’t even finish my lunch.
He said my face looked like a half sucked mango. I said, well, at least it’s not a full sucked mango.