face lag
Face lag is when a person’s face stops working. It’s only for people who act like they’re cool but are actually just dumb.
My mom’s face lagged when I told her I failed my test. It was like she saw a ghost.
During the debate, my face lagged so hard, I looked like a fried egg.
My friend’s face lagged when I said I was richer than him. It was the best moment ever.