face jockey
A human who thinks Facebook is their personal diary and their friends are their only audience, even though they’re clearly not listening.
'I just had a bad day. Also, I had a good snack. Also, I think I deserve a medal.'
'I’m sad. Also, I’m happy. Also, I’m confused. Also, I just posted this.'
'I’m tired. Also, I’m hungry. Also, I just remembered I like to post things.'