face-high-five
You hit someone’s face with your hand and don’t let go until you’re sure their face is sore. If you let go too soon, you're a baby and they’ll make you eat dirt.
I face-high-fived my mom and she said I was a disgrace to my ancestors.
During lunch, I face-high-fived my enemy and now we’re enemies for life.
I face-high-fived my dog and now he thinks I’m a monster.