Face Herps
Bumpy, lumpy, angry bumps on your face that look like they were kicked by a donkey. It’s like your face got a slap from a goat and then a hug from a raccoon.
My face herps look like a raccoon threw a party on my face.
I have face herps so bad, my cheeks are trying to escape.
My face herps are like a lumpy love letter from the devil.