Face Herps
A face so broken and full of spots it looks like it was made by a drunk man with a face-melting machine. Like a politician who hasn’t washed their face since the 90s.
My face is like Devin Nunes after a zombie attack. Face herps for life.
If my face was a meme, it would be Devin Nunes in a blender.
I looked in the mirror and my face was a political scandal.