Face Grenade Eater
Someone who chows down Face Grenades like they’re candy. You don’t want to be this. It’s a curse. A curse of shame and humiliation.
My neighbor is a Face Grenade Eater. He eats them in front of his kids. I think they’re going to grow up to be Face Grenade Eaters too.
My mom called me a Face Grenade Eater after I ate one at the grocery store. I ran out. I cried in the parking lot.
My dog is a Face Grenade Eater. He eats them. I think he eats them for fun.