Face Grenade Eater
A total loser who eats Face Grenades like it’s a sport. If you’re this, you’re the worst. You’re the kind of person who would eat a Face Grenade in a fire.
My brother is a Face Grenade Eater. He eats them in the shower. I think he eats them in his sleep.
My crush is a Face Grenade Eater. She eats them in front of me. I asked her out. She said no.
My uncle is a Face Grenade Eater. He eats them in the middle of a fight. I think he eats them to win.