face full of nut
When a guy sprays his jizz right on someone else's face like it's a crime scene. The victim gets a face full of nut.
My cousin got a face full of nut during gym class. He was too busy laughing to notice the guy behind him.
At the bar, my friend got a face full of nut from some drunk guy who thought he was funny.
During the football game, the kid got a face full of nut from the guy next to him. He didn't even see it coming.