face from a far
You're so far away your face is just a guess and that guess is probably wrong and also very ugly.
He said he saw my face and I said, 'You're lying, I look like a pizza that exploded.'
She waved and I thought she was trying to say 'hi' but she just looked like a confused chicken.
He texted me a blurry photo and I asked, 'Is that you or your dog wearing your clothes?'