face from a far
Your face is so far away it might as well be on a different planet and that planet is run by trolls who hate you.
She waved from across the street and I said, 'You look like a lost alien.'
He texted me a photo and I said, 'Is that you or your cousin's twin brother's ghost?'
He called me from the other end of the school and said, 'You look like a raccoon who lost a bet.'