Face-farter
Someone who lives for face farts and would rather die than not get one.
My friend asked for a face fart and I gave him three in one go. He laughed so hard he cried.
My mom is a face-farter and she face-farted my brother while he was eating cereal.
At the bus stop, my friend face-farted a guy and he ran away like he was chased by a bear.