face down ass up
The easiest way to tell a new cummer they’re not special. Just say face down ass up and watch them drop their pants like a confused kid.
My cummer asked for a fancy position, I said face down ass up and he looked like he got rejected by a toaster.
At the club, the new cummer walked in like he was a king, I told him face down ass up and he left like a beggar.
My brother’s cummer asked for a drink, I told him face down ass up and he got a free drink and a free lesson.