Face diapers and butt napkins!
Face diapers and butt napkins! is when the universe decides to take a dump on your face and you have to wipe it with a napkin made of regret.
'Face diapers and butt napkins! My Zoom call had more chaos than my last break-up.'
'Face diapers and butt napkins! My kid now does math in his sleep. What is this madness?'
'Face diapers and butt napkins! My cat is now the CEO of my life.'