face diaper - A cloth that covers your face like you’re trying to hide the

A cloth that covers your face like you’re trying to hide the fact that you’re a total mess inside and out.

My dad wears a face diaper like it’s a badge of honor. He says it’s ‘professional.’

My face diaper is so dirty, it looks like it’s been used as a napkin and a toilet seat.

My face diaper is so loose, it’s just hanging off my face like a sad rag.