Face crickets
Face crickets is the guy who stares at you like he’s trying to see through your soul with his tiny, beady eyes and tells the same joke three times a day. It’s like he’s been stuck in a loop since 2001.
He told the same joke about his mom’s chicken soup and I almost threw up.
He stared at me like I was a mystery he needed to solve. I just wanted to leave.
He told a joke about his dog and I asked if he had a different one.