face creep
Checking up on people on Facebook like they’re your ex and you still care about them. You waste your life looking at their stupid posts and photos.
DM: 'Why are you still single? You’ve been checking her profile 3 times a day.'
Text: 'You saw her new photo, didn’t you? You’ve been staring at it for 10 minutes.'
Tweet: 'Face creep: when you see someone’s post and you instantly know they’ve been crying.'