Face Confetti
You try to dry your face after washing it but there's no towels so you use toilet paper and end up with a face full of flaky paper.
I used toilet paper to dry my face. Now it's like my face is peeling.
I tried to be cool. Now my face looks like it's covered in dead skin and toilet paper.
I used toilet paper to dry my face and now I have confetti on my face. Classic.