Face-Blitzed
When Facebook decides to spam you with a million alerts because someone you don’t know replied to a post about your least favorite pizza.
Your email: ‘Hey, you’re mentioned in a comment about pepperoni pizza’, from someone you’ve never met.
You get 10 Facebook messages all about a post you didn’t even like. It’s about your childhood pet and it’s from your second cousin’s ex’s friend.
You check your email and see 7 alerts from Facebook. They’re from a group called ‘People Who Don’t Understand You’ and they’re all about your weird haircut.