Face Baggery
Making a big deal about something small while pretending not to care, all while being completely wrong.
He said he didn’t care about the fight, but he posted 10 replies and was still mad.
She said she didn’t care about the test, but she got a 25% and cried in the hallway.
He said he didn’t care about the grade, but he texted me 10 times about it and called me at 3 a. m."