face assumption
a person who stares at your face like it's a crime scene and then tells you your future like you're in a courtroom
He stared at my face like I had a murder on my hands and said I'd get a raise. I did. He got a raise too.
She looked at my face and said I'd get dumped. I did. She got a dump too.
He stared at my face for 5 minutes and told me I'd get promoted. I did. He got a promotion too.