Facci
A legendary WoW player who looks like a glitter-covered chicken. Everyone thinks he’s the gayest thing since sliced bread. Also, he’s got a face that could make a saint cry.
"Facci is the reason I can’t look at a chicken without getting a boner."
"He’s so gay, he’s like a rainbow that’s also a disco ball."
"I cried when I realized Facci was just a guy in a costume."