Faccebook
the cursed version of Facebook that pops up when you’re not paying attention. it’s got more naked people than a summer camp for strippers.
'I opened Faccebook instead of Facebook and now I’m watching a guy dance in a chicken suit.'
'My dad logged into Faccebook by accident and now he’s crying because he saw his old flame.'
'My sister’s Faccebook feed is just her ex sending her nudes at 3 a. m.'
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