fabutastic
When everything goes right, and you still manage to curse the universe. It’s like heaven, but with more trash talk.
My crush asked me to prom. It was fabutastic. I said yes, but I cursed the prom queen.
I aced my math test. It was fabutastic. I still said ‘you’re dead’ to the teacher.
I won the lottery. It was fabutastic. I used the money to buy a pet lizard.