Fabulouser - So fabulous it’s almost offensive, like you're showing off y

So fabulous it’s almost offensive, like you're showing off your fabulousness in public and no one wants to look at you anymore.

You're like a neon sign screaming 'I'm fabulous!' in the middle of a quiet library.

You're so fabulous it hurts everyone around you.

You're the reason why 'fabulous' now needs a warning label.