Fabulogue
A person who thinks they’re special because they made up a word and now everyone hates them.
Fabulogue called ‘chair’ ‘ch-air’ and now I sit on it like it’s a punishment.
My brother is a Fabulogue because he turned ‘bed’ into ‘be-d’.
Fabulogue made ‘shoe’ into ‘sh-oe’ and now I walk like I’m being watched.