Fabulized
When you force your feet into shoes so pretty they look like they were made by a god, but they feel like they were made by a sadistic demon.
My feet look like they were painted by a saint, but they feel like they were tortured by a saint's sadistic cousin.
I wore these shoes to the club and now I can't feel my toes. It's like my feet are on vacation and I'm stuck at work.
These shoes are so pretty I want to marry them, but my feet are so sore I want to divorce them.