Fabulich
A smug blonde guy who acts like he's cool but screams about politics in class. He says he's fair but everyone knows he's a Democrat. He wears a watch like it's his life and thinks water is a snack.
He yells, 'Water isn't a snack!' during lunch.
He wore a watch to class and said, 'Time is power.'
He tried to cook water and it exploded.