fabtabulistic - a made-up word that sounds like a swear word but isn’t and y

a made-up word that sounds like a swear word but isn’t and you use it to sound cool and make your friends confused

I failed my test but I’m still fabtabulistic because I’m a cool kid.

I just got a pet lizard and I’m fabtabulistic because I’m weird.

My mom grounded me but I’m fabtabulistic because I don’t care.