Fabronious
When you lie about caring about what some new friend is rambling about, even though it’s the dumbest thing ever, just because you think they’re worth it.
'You said you like movies. I said I watch them every day. I haven’t watched a movie in three years.'
'You asked about my job. I said it’s cool. It’s a job at a fast food place.'
'You told me you love cats. I said, 'Me too.' I’m allergic to cats.'