Fabrizzio
A guy who thinks he can swim like Phelps, but he's more of a fish out of water. He fell for a Brazilian girl underwater and now he's stuck in a love triangle with the ocean.
"I'm not stuck in a relationship, I'm stuck in the sea.", Fabrizzio, after his girlfriend broke up with him.
"I don't need more fish in the sea, I need more fish in my life.", Fabrizzio, who's still swimming in the ocean.
"If I had a dictatorship, I'd rule the sea.", Fabrizzio, who's still trying to get back in the water.